We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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