do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i need some magic done to my vagina
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
