so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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