All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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