Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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