I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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