I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it's like iHOP with fire
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
