I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
