just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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