He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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