The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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