He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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