Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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