is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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