Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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