We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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