You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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