I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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