At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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