it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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