Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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