she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
