I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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