When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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