White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
