the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I love you.
Bad choice
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