My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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