did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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