Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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