you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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