my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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