why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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