I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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