Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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