Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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