Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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