I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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