And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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