I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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