But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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