He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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