They should really pass out barf bags in church
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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