i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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