Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
