Little spoons don't ask big questions
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Who died my cat blue again?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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