4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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