I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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