just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
