Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the day after is always just damage control
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize