i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's official drugs can't kill me
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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