in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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