quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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