but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
