People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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