4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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