is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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